If you have recently been possessed by the urge to yell "Big fun!" at a stranger, or found yourself practicing a menacing croon about corn nuts and slushies, you are not alone. Decades after the film’s release, Heathers the Musical has become a juggernaut of high school theatre, dark cabarets, and cast recording obsessives.

Consequently, the most searched phrase by drama teachers, community theatre directors, and fans alike is

But finding a reliable, legal, and complete version of the script—complete with the iconic dialogue, stage directions, and song lyrics—is trickier than surviving the Westerburg High food chain.

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