Funny Pee Stories -

Deserts make you think of water. Water makes you think of waterfalls. Jen began crying.

Maria checked the bag. It was full. She shrugged. "Sir, that's why we have the bag."

Tom never turned his camera on again. He moved to a different state. Karen bought a "smart toilet" with a heated seat and a motion-activated lid. Sounds luxurious. One night, she woke up at 3 AM, groggy, and stumbled into the dark bathroom. As she turned to sit down, the toilet sensed movement. funny pee stories

They finally pulled over behind a billboard for a casino. As Jen squatted, a pickup truck full of teenagers drove by and honked. Her husband, ever the romantic, rolled down the window and yelled, "SHE'S A GEOLOGIST! SHE'S CHECKING THE SOIL!"

David: "Try singing a song."

As he stood at the toilet, the webinar host asked, "Does anyone have any questions for the CFO?" Tom's headset picked up the unmistakable sound of a vigorous, echoing stream. The CFO paused. Two hundred people heard the splash.

Well, let's just say Matt got a two-for-one deal that night. Deserts make you think of water

The mom whispered (loudly), "She has to go potty, honey."